Drinking vast amounts of alcohol in large groups seems to be this species only avenue for socialisation.  The creatures congregate in bars that are owned and operated by Invercargillian despots called "The I.L.T."  The I.L.T act as a crucible for many of the numerous pregnancies that result from the use of their ""Magic fire water"".  This ""fire water"" is of poor quality, watered down and the measurable dispensation of the liquid is rather questionable.
However through the implementation of alcoholic beverages, closure of business's, and a strangle hold monopoly of the local economy the I.L.T. have managed to create a new breed of Invercargillian...

that.....of the Bogan (Thickasshittiusdriveroundincircliusallnightiuss).

The Inverbogan is recognisable by the attire that it wears.  This consists of tight tapered black jeans, 1 Mettallica t-shirt, 1 Slayer t-shirt, 1 Aqua t-shirt and several black jerseys all tucked into the said black jeans.  This is kept in place by a studded belt that is usually used to convey a bogans dialogue when in a debate.  A short hairstyle is favoured by this breed, nevertheless in keeping in touch with its feminine side a small tufty of hair is left at the back of the creatures skull for aesthetic reasons.  This is sometimes used by the female of the bogan breed who is usually referred to as "Bitch" or the more sacred "Bitch who cooks my eggs", to provide a leash when walking the bogan from the I.L.T. establishments.
The female Inverbogan is also easily recognised by its attire.  This falls into 2 categories.

1. The Heiffer

        The Heiffer weighs in at around 200 to 300 pounds.  It wraps itself in spandex type tights that are usually threadbare and have holes near the gusset.  These creatures ordinarily stay out of the daylight and prefer to come out at night to mate with the male of the species that are easily captured from the various I.L.T. establishments.  The Heiffer is EXTREMELY fertile and becomes impregnated with incredible ease.
 

1. The Slut

       The Slut wears white boots or shoes, various tye-dyed articles of velvet and ripped muslin cloth to cover its slender form.  She is hunter of the Inverbogan breed.  Much like the Bullfrog which puffs itself up to appear more appealing the Slut uses large amounts of gel and hairspray to turn her fringe into what is commonly known as a "poodle puff".  This poodle puff can extend up to 12 inches above the Sluts forehead and is used to conceal litres of liquid foundation.  She can mate with as many as 50 male bogans at any one time and once impregnated eventually becomes one of the Heiffer breed.

One for Glen!!!