So boys and girls, youve been a wondering about that old Ozone hole in the sky eh?
Well here in New Zealand we happen to be in the middle of it.  This sometimes presents a problem when one is wanting to spend more then 5 minutes out side in the Sunshine, especially when your skin starts to bubble and blister from the excessive radiation.  But as us Kiwis are a hardy bunch, we have learned to adapt rather well.  We roll in sheep shit to give us a natural form of sunblock and use the urine of our most common pet ( the Yellow eyed penguin ) to make an effective Pavalova poultice for those really nasty sunburns.